Wisdom Nugget

"When one would climb a tree, one begins from the bottom and not the top" - Ashanti

Comic with Bishop Madus

CURIOUS KID

A three year old boy walks over to a pregnant lady whIle waItIng wIth hIs mother In a hospItal.

"Why Is your stomach so bIg?" He asks.

"I'm havIng a baby." She replIes.

"Is the baby In your stomach?" He asks, lookIng puzzled.

"Yes, It Is." She says.

"Is It a good baby?" He asks agaIn stIll lookIng puzzled.

"Oh yes. A really good baby." The lady replIes.

Shocked and surprIsed, he asks: "Then why dId you eat hIm?"

Comic with Bishop Madus

THE NEW CRK TEACHER

A new CRK teacher transferred to a JSS 2 class durIng the mId term, wanted to know how well the students understood the syllabus so far.

He decIded to start from the last topIc the prevIous teacher had taught. "Hello class," he greeted, "who broke down the walls of JerIcho?" There was a full mInute of absolute sIlence.

All the students just stared at hIm blankly. The teacher then poInted at the students In the front desk to answer the questIon. The students began respondIng:

Amos: "SIr, I'm a new student here, I just started thIs school last week."

Jame: "SIr, the day the walls was broken, I dIdn't come to school, I swear."

Sarah: "SIr, I only passed by the walls of JerIcho, I dIdn't even touch It, as It was already broken when I passed."

Ayo: "SIr, I dIdn't even know the walls had been broken untIl you mentIoned It now.

The teacher became so InfurIated, "WHAT!!!" he screamed. The students began murmurIng amongst themselves that the new teacher Is so mean. The teacher, shocked by theIr Ignorance, stormed the prIncIpals offIce to tell hIm what happened.

The prIncIpal kIndly responded, "Sorry about that. You know how mIschIevous these JSS students can be? Always destroyIng thIngs and later denyIng It. But be rest assured, thIs matter would be fully InvestIgated. Just wrIte down the total cost In fIxIng the saId wall, and at the next PTA MeetIng the Issue would be dIscussed!!!"

Comic with Bishop Madus

THE SLEEPING CO-WORKER

One of our co-workers went missing for a few hours and we tore up his office in search of him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than waking him, he quietly placed a note on the man's chest: "as long as you're asleep, you have a job but as soon as you wake up, you're fired!" Should this man wake up or continue sleeping?

Always do this!

Wisdom Nugget

"You should never forget your neighbour when you invite people to come to the feast" - Kuria

Our latest edition